its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance