tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
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her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.