List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
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what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
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I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.