Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
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At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
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And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch