A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
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Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...