I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
He kissed a someone with a penis
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
tell me about the fingering
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