So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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