There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
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This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
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Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will