I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
21 Millennials Confess The Most Awkward Way Someone Has Tried Hitting On Them
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
25 People Confess The Most Ignorant Thing Someone Has Ever Said To Them
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT