You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
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I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
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i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.