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a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
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