Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room