Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
What the fuck I just showed up to court still drunk and the judge told me I smelled like his wife
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Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.