Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.