$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
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I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
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You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch