STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
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HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
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she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.