Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool