I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?