I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
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Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
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I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3