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guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
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