Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
My friends, they love my intelligence
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So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
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So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in