You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
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Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
My friends, they love my intelligence
So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
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I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in