This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.