do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
My hand turned me down
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar