I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
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Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
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Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?