Texts From Last Night · Last Night in (816)

Last Night in Missouri (816)

Sort By: Date / Good Night / Bad Night

Favorite
(660): View more from Missouri

THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.

(816): View more from Missouri

..So we should take it off Youtube?

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(660): THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you. (816): ..So we should take it off Youtube? http://tfl.nu/93os

Replies (28) Good night (10933) Bad night (1529)
Favorite
(816): View more from Missouri

apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(816): apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom http://tfl.nu/n80z

Replies (3) Good night (976) Bad night (1512) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(816): View more from Missouri

you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?

(636): View more from Missouri

you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(816): you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint? (636): you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint? http://tfl.nu/hfu5

Replies (29) Good night (805) Bad night (1505)
Favorite
(816): View more from Missouri

Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(816): Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face" http://tfl.nu/0o08

Replies (53) Good night (10536) Bad night (1474) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(816): View more from Missouri

we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(816): we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring http://tfl.nu/1aqf

Replies (24) Good night (6937) Bad night (1441) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(816): View more from Missouri

dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...

(1-816): View more from Missouri

Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.

(816): View more from Missouri

that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(816): dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock... (1-816): Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings. (816): that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it. http://tfl.nu/66g0

Replies (35) Good night (12173) Bad night (1279)
Favorite
(816): View more from Missouri

If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(816): If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story http://tfl.nu/6mc2

Replies (6) Good night (827) Bad night (1276) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(816): View more from Missouri

peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(816): peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time http://tfl.nu/fl0l

Replies (6) Good night (1801) Bad night (1254) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(252): View more from North Carolina

woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?

(816): View more from Missouri

i hope so.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(252): woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night? (816): i hope so. http://tfl.nu/2flb

Replies (18) Good night (5262) Bad night (1254)
Favorite
(816): View more from Missouri

Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(816): Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year. http://tfl.nu/x2rq

Replies (8) Good night (448) Bad night (1244)
Favorite
(816): View more from Missouri

You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.

(1-816): View more from Missouri

So we're fucking tonight?

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(816): You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf. (1-816): So we're fucking tonight? http://tfl.nu/2x8n

Replies (12) Good night (4340) Bad night (1239) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(816): View more from Missouri

His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(816): His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court http://tfl.nu/ow7w

Replies (4) Good night (560) Bad night (1208) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(913): View more from Kansas

hows the party?

(816): View more from Missouri

ists fjcssing insceredle

(913): View more from Kansas

be there in 10

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(913): hows the party? (816): ists fjcssing insceredle (913): be there in 10 http://tfl.nu/innz

Replies (61) Good night (26582) Bad night (1201)
Favorite
(816): View more from Missouri

I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(816): I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since. http://tfl.nu/s9zv

Replies (61) Good night (18524) Bad night (1200) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(816): View more from Missouri

I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(816): I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right?? http://tfl.nu/udb6

Replies (31) Good night (7683) Bad night (1188) Order T-Shirt

Last Night in Missouri (816)

Sort By: Date / Good Night / Bad Night

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Find Us On: