i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
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That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I hate your face
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
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we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
He's been sleeping iwht ***
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads