GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.