I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
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im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
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i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.