And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
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well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
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im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!