Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
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we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
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you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.