She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
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Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
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And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith