Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
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You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
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They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I love having hate sex.