BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.