Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I think your dad took our porno
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..