Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self