Texts From Last Night

Last Night in Michigan (248)

Sort By: Date / Good Night / Bad Night

• Favorite

  (248): View more from Michigan

  So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...

  (703): View more from Virginia

  oh

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (248): So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine... (703): oh http://tfl.nu/2rig
  Replies (10) Good night (710) Bad night (3031)
• Favorite

  (248): View more from Michigan

  yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (248): yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt http://tfl.nu/91j7
  Replies (11) Good night (970) Bad night (3025) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (248): View more from Michigan

  I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (248): I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me. http://tfl.nu/tfpk
  Replies (73) Good night (575) Bad night (2972) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (248): View more from Michigan

  we're blogging at a bar

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (248): we're blogging at a bar http://tfl.nu/eoo1
  Replies (3) Good night (943) Bad night (2908) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (248): View more from Michigan

  He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (248): He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it http://tfl.nu/3ch4
  Replies (34) Good night (418) Bad night (2883) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (248): View more from Michigan

  Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (248): Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated. http://tfl.nu/1crf
  Replies (21) Good night (1980) Bad night (2864) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (248): View more from Michigan

  did you get my message about your dog?

  (1-248): View more from Michigan

  no... is he ok?

  (248): View more from Michigan

  no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (248): did you get my message about your dog? (1-248): no... is he ok? (248): no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry http://tfl.nu/keer
  Replies (15) Good night (512) Bad night (2775)
• Favorite

  (248): View more from Michigan

  You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (248): You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened... http://tfl.nu/unry
  Replies (66) Good night (25166) Bad night (2668) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (248): View more from Michigan

  I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (248): I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half. http://tfl.nu/u2dc
  Replies (10) Good night (867) Bad night (2663) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (248): View more from Michigan

  Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (248): Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you http://tfl.nu/8prb
  Replies (7) Good night (1078) Bad night (2659) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (248): View more from Michigan

  Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (248): Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup. http://tfl.nu/xbnm
  Replies (156) Good night (1273) Bad night (2589) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (248): View more from Michigan

  Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.

  (1-248): View more from Michigan

  That's the best idea I've heard all day.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (248): Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls. (1-248): That's the best idea I've heard all day. http://tfl.nu/w1qi
  Replies (30) Good night (8971) Bad night (2535)
• Favorite

  (248): View more from Michigan

  windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam

  (630): View more from Illinois

  no, it is just poor

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (248): windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam (630): no, it is just poor http://tfl.nu/96gb
  Replies (75) Good night (725) Bad night (2507)
• Favorite

  (248): View more from Michigan

  My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (248): My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla. http://tfl.nu/zjhc
  Replies (5) Good night (475) Bad night (2484) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (201): View more from New Jersey

  I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home

  (248): View more from Michigan

  r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (201): I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home (248) r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore? http://tfl.nu/fb8r
  Replies (17) Good night (791) Bad night (2483)