The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.