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I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Cold hands, warm shart.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
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