I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
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Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Cold hands, warm shart.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
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I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.