I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Cold hands, warm shart.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time