So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador