I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
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Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
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I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.