Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
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Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Floor bacon is actually really good
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
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Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.