I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
23 Adults Confess The Irrational Fears They Had When They Were Kids
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
These 25 Women First Experienced Sexual Harassment At A Shocking Age
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low