Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I accidentally broke up with him while I was drunk which is really too bad since I'd just gotten a birth control perscription so we could start having sex.
Do you think he'd take me back if I said "dude, we need to get back together or this IUD is going to have an existential crisis for not realizing its full potential"?
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.