I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".