I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
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Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
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We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I woke up with your vibrator in my face