Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.