Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself