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I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable

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(617): I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable http://tfl.nu/uhd1

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We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.

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(617): We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water. http://tfl.nu/gx4i

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my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.

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(617): my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store. http://tfl.nu/jy53

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Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.

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What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!

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(978): Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab. (617): What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family! http://tfl.nu/wlta

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A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?

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(617): A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck? http://tfl.nu/zk7d

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Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.

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(617): Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas. http://tfl.nu/mhor

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An old lady WILL get vomited on today.

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(617): An old lady WILL get vomited on today. http://tfl.nu/4fpr

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Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex

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(617): Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex http://tfl.nu/il5u

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my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.

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(617): my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me. http://tfl.nu/yb33

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Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.

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You would never do this sober.

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(207): Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good. (617): You would never do this sober. http://tfl.nu/h01i

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I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?

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(617): I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went? http://tfl.nu/d06s

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Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.

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(617): Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee. http://tfl.nu/9xkv

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like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.

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(617): like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds. http://tfl.nu/7cy7

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So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.

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(617): So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan. http://tfl.nu/ggx4

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she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????

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5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal

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(617): she's five days sober.....are those consecutive???? (781): 5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal http://tfl.nu/ppjn

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