Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
people are starting to question the shark bite story
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Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
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We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
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