its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
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She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
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just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.