That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow