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Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance

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It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.

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(251): Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance (303): It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime. http://tfl.nu/1z36

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Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing

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The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?

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Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner

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(303): Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing (719): The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors? (303 ): Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner http://tfl.nu/juf5

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Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.

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(303): Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her. http://tfl.nu/gotu

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I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.

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(303): I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit. http://tfl.nu/klcc

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If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?

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(303): If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom? http://tfl.nu/ym23

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do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???

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(303): do u usually make out with people before telling them your name??? http://tfl.nu/ocp0

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I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book

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(303): I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book http://tfl.nu/0iyr

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erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on

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(303): erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on http://tfl.nu/r4c1

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dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.

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(303): dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party. http://tfl.nu/thh9

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I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.

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(303): I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine. http://tfl.nu/vmvb

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I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?

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Knowing your life, probably not.

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(832): I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right? (303): Knowing your life, probably not. http://tfl.nu/p5sh

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I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?

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(303): I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow? http://tfl.nu/hnqf

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The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.

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(303): The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period. http://tfl.nu/nrl7

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am i morally bankrupt?

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no. its just the recession

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(303): am i morally bankrupt? (970): no. its just the recession http://tfl.nu/r26w

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She went from zero to smokin in five shots

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(303): She went from zero to smokin in five shots http://tfl.nu/1faz

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