i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
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so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
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did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex