Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
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There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
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New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
oh good, I think they're gone