he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
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I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
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Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.