so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
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When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
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i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.