If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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Okay so I just had a really great idea
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.