yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
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i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
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they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.